New low: just hacked my moms facebook
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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