Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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