Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
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