$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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