**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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