Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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