Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
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was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
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I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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