Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
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