it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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