Your face is a jimmy john
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
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i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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