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I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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