Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
When are your genitals available?
Randomize
