"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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