But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
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I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
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apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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