the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
