Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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