do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Randomize
