I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
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Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
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You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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