these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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