I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
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You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
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High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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