god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
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Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
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after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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