Sponge bath it is.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
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Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
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Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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