so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
Randomize
