I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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