idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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