thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
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She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
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You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
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im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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