I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
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