I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
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