the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Randomize
