Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
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I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
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Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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