you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
that is very illegal...i love you.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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