If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
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plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
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The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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