I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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