WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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