Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
Randomize
