People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
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Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
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If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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