He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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