why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
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THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
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Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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