You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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