It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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