I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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