Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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