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it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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