I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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