I hate all girls vehemently.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Randomize
