You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
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And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
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Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
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