we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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