did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
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dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
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I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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