This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
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Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
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He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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