I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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