Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
