with your own penis?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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