too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
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Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
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She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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