remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
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I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
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Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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