Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Still dying that you shit outside
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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