drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
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We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
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Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
This toilet bowl is my home.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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